Funny Mispronounciation In Singapore

Just found a funny news regarding the pronounciation of COKE from Fiction. The real story was about an 86-year-old lady speaking lousy english to a man to help her buy one bottle of coke as she was thirsty and lazy.

"How much is one big Cock ah?'' The man was
obviously shocked.
"Aiya, if too expensive buy for me small Cock also can." The man had a trauma.

Lucky witness of the incidence knew what the old lady meant. She just wanted a Coke.